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Reality Is Not Optional Hat - Low Profile Baseball Cap

$25.63

Colors: Red

Size: One size

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

This low-profile baseball cap brings a quiet, confident edge to everyday wear. The embroidered front shows a bold, graffiti-style patch that reads “Reality Is Not Optional,” giving the cap an urban, slightly rebellious attitude without shouting. Lightweight 100% cotton twill and an unstructured, low-fitting crown let the hat sit comfortably and casually, while reinforced interior stitching keeps it feeling solid through repeated wear. The adjustable Velcro closure means easy on-and-off and a snug fit that adapts to your day — whether you’re running errands, meeting friends, or layering under a hood when the weather turns. It’s for people who prefer understated silhouettes with a sharp, meaningful detail — a piece that blends into city life but still says something.

Product features
- 100% cotton twill for a smooth, durable feel
- Unstructured, low-fitting crown for a relaxed silhouette
- Reinforced interior seams with cotton ribbon for added durability
- Adjustable Velcro® closure for quick, customizable fit
- Embossed/embroidered front patch with bold urban typography

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

100% Cotton

Made by specially spinned fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing

Reinforced Stitching

All inside seams are covered with a cotton ribbon for added durability

Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush..

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

See terms and conditions

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Reality Is Not Optional Hat - Low Profile Baseball Cap

$25.63

Colors: Red

Size: One size

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

This low-profile baseball cap brings a quiet, confident edge to everyday wear. The embroidered front shows a bold, graffiti-style patch that reads “Reality Is Not Optional,” giving the cap an urban, slightly rebellious attitude without shouting. Lightweight 100% cotton twill and an unstructured, low-fitting crown let the hat sit comfortably and casually, while reinforced interior stitching keeps it feeling solid through repeated wear. The adjustable Velcro closure means easy on-and-off and a snug fit that adapts to your day — whether you’re running errands, meeting friends, or layering under a hood when the weather turns. It’s for people who prefer understated silhouettes with a sharp, meaningful detail — a piece that blends into city life but still says something.

Product features
- 100% cotton twill for a smooth, durable feel
- Unstructured, low-fitting crown for a relaxed silhouette
- Reinforced interior seams with cotton ribbon for added durability
- Adjustable Velcro® closure for quick, customizable fit
- Embossed/embroidered front patch with bold urban typography

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

100% Cotton

Made by specially spinned fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing

Reinforced Stitching

All inside seams are covered with a cotton ribbon for added durability

Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush..

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

See terms and conditions

Report this product